Gnothology for Jenny: 867-5309

I actually did Jenny’s calculations over a year ago for my private FB group.  But, since publishing “The Gnothology of 666 – One Hell of a Number,” (  I’ve had search and direct requests (thank you!) to see how the world’s most famous phone number adds up.  Not as complicated, big, or exciting as 666, but still a fun exploration, nonetheless.

So, from my private post, “Numerology Oversimplified,” by popular demand…Here it is. Enjoy!

Let’s calculate for Jenny.

Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to
You give me something I can hold on to
I know you’ll think I’m like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Jenny I’ve got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don’t change your number
8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)
8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)

“Jenny 867-5309” by Tommy TuTone

Written by Alex Call


(Yes, I find it humorous that a guy named “Call” wrote a song about a phone number…)

Now, we don’t know anything about this woman.  We don’t know her age, we don’t know where she lives, what she does, or her birthdate. But we do know her phone number:


So, let’s see what we can find out about her through that…

STEP 1: Figure what the number (the sum) is going to signify

What we calculate is just as significant as the sum, itself. If we were to find the product of her birth name, the solution would indicate what kind of character, person, or karmic path she’s on. If it was an address, the sum would give an idea of how she lives, even whether or not the address would be permanent.

Since it’s a phone number, the sum should give us an idea of what kind of communicative energy she sends and receives.  (After all, that’s all a phone is for, right?)

STEP 2: Root the number

8 + 6 + 7 + 5 + 3+ 0 + 9 = 38

STEP 3: Add it again!  And I mean it!!

8 + 6 + 7 + 5 + 3+ 0 + 9 = 38

Now ask yourself: “Does the sum fall between 1 – 9 or is a repeating digit (EMV)?”  No?  Then on to step 4!

STEP 4: Root the sum

3 + 8 = 11

Final sum: 11 *EMV

Any time you see a twin digit number, such as 11, 22, 33, 44, and so forth, they are called “Earth Mastery Vibrations.” They signify the completion of your personal cycle within that number’s energy, such as “22” would be the mastery of the number “2,” which is relationships and “44” would be the mastery of the number “4,” which is structure, security, and discipline. Any time we see an EMV, we see work that is either complete or the opportunity to be complete.

1= The self, new beginnings, mastery

11 EMV (Earthly Mastery Vibration): The Mastery of the Self and New Beginnings

Conclusion: Jenny is truly a Master of herself, knows what she wants, and is unafraid to take whatever measures necessary to achieve it.  And since this is about how she communicates, she freely and fearlessly shares her sense of self with the public.  Matter of fact…might even have the brass to put her number on a bathroom wall.

This is the most famous phone number in America and it made this club band into one of the most notorious “ONE – Hit Wonders” in music history.


About T. Ray

Writer, visual artist, student, musician, and "armchair nutritionist." She currently resides in Vegas with her jenday conure and two beloved rescue cockatoos. She is a member of the Society of Professional Journalists and the National Society of Leadership and Success (Sigma Alpha Pi). While pursuing her degree in Journalism/Media Studies at UNLV, she continues to contend that all things come down to food and Star Wars. Contact:
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