(May or may not be taken from an actual conversation…You figure it out).
19-year old Redhead:
Hey, beautiful. Looking for a good time?
Oh my Goddess, are you serious? You’re barely legal! How about you give me a call when the ink on your birth certificate dries…
Haha. You’re funny. I like mature women with spunk. Why don’t you just talk to me and see what happens? What’s the worst thing that can happen?
First of all, save the “mature” for 60+, not for women in their prime, thank you.
The worst? Hmmm, gee, let’s think:
1 – Premature ejaculation…the odds are not in your favor.
2 – Not be able to keep up and hurt yourself because I have been having sex longer than you’ve been breathing.
3 – You could turn out to be a prostitute – and boy, would you end up disappointed!
4 – Or you could actually be 17 instead of 19.
Not seeing an upside here. Thanks for playing, but no thanks. Have a good night.
Well, I can assure you I can please you all night long and I am not a prostitute. And I am not 17 either. And you’re so beautiful. You’re exactly what I’m looking for.
LOL! Come on. You know you want to.
You know what I want? I want a man. Do you know why I see you as a boy and not a man?
Because a man will respect a woman when she says, “No.”